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091218 – Makes You Wonder

Friday, December 18th, 2009

Today’s phone call:

Caller: “Hello, this is Tony with VMS. Is this Tarbox Consulting?”
Me: “This is Mrs. Tarbox. Who did you say you were with?”
Caller: “VMS”
Me: “What exactly is ‘VMS’?”
Caller: “Uhhh.”
Me: (thinking he didn’t understand the question) “What does VMS stand for?”
Caller: “Uhhh…I uh, don’t know.” (trying to recover) “But we are a Visa and Mastercard processing center, and we’d like to make you a special offer….”
Me: (cutting him off) “I’m sorry, this is a sales call, correct?
Caller: “Yes ma’am.”
Me: “And you don’t know what the initials in your company name stand for?”
Caller: “Ma’am, we’re a Visa and Mastercard processing center….”
Me: (cutting him off again) “I’m sorry, I’m certainly not going to do business with a company whose sales reps don’t even know the name of their company. Why don’t you call me when you know what you’re doing?” (Hangs up)

Seriously? Guy didn’t even know the name of his own company. Seems like they should cover than in basic training….

Think I’ll go eat a brownie.

091120 – Thankful November

Monday, November 30th, 2009

Saturday night Hannah and I cooked a full Thanksgiving meal for us at home. It was wonderful to head south to see Eric’s family for Thanksgiving, but I can’t stand not having turkey leftovers. Wal-Mart had fresh turkeys on sale for $.39 a pound, so I bought three. We cooked the smallest one (9 lbs), along with sausage and apple stuffing, sweet potatos with marshmallows, mashed potatos (Hannah’s new favorite), corn, and gravy. Total yum fest. Also taught Hannah how to make apple pie. Wish I’d taken some pictures–the two pies (she made one and I made the other) turned out really well, and the one we brought with us down south was the first pie to disappear).

Anyway, Luke said a very eloquent grace for us Saturday night, and then Hannah suggested that we each go around the room and tell each other what we were thankful for. It was enough to choke me up–I am so very lucky to have the family that I do.

I’m also thankful for friends who realize that easing back into the last month’s work of work for the year can be a little traumatic. I’m sorry that Nathania isn’t feeling well, but I’m grateful for the excuse to bring a loaf of fresh sourdough up to Sunnyvale for a quick visit and lunch. I’ll end up driving about a hundred miles today (it’s 26 miles to Purlescence, another 11 to Luke’s swimming lesson this afternoon, and then another 23 to Cupertino for tonight’s meeting), but it’s so worth it to me. And I never mind spending time in my truck with the radio on. Although I have to admit that I’m really looking forward to when the new master cylinder comes and the brake pedal stops sinking to the floor.

Which brings me to another thing I’m thankful for–that DH is so competent with all our automobiles and bikes. Last week he managed to replace my brake pads, adjust the drums, fix the burned out turn signal, and fix one of the major clunks (a broken stabilizer) under the truck. He also replaced the speakers in his car, replaced all the fuel system filters, replaced all the fuel lines, and a few other things to update the required maintenance for the Mercedes. He’s a little stumped on the last vacuum problem, and HATES doing bearings, so the car will end up at the shop for some repairs, but I can’t even begin to count how much money he’s saved us in basic repairs over the last 15 years.

I’m also thankful for the afternoon sunshine on my office wall outside. Booker is sitting up, leaning against the warm wall, basking in the sun. Perdita is sitting like a little doe with her feet all tucked underneath her, eyes closed and a sleepy chihuahua grin on her face as she warms her old bones in this incredible California sunshine.

I am not, however, thankful that there are only 24 days until Christmas. Holy crap, do I have a lot to do!

091027 – Evil Chocolate Cake

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009

Last night I had a meeting here at the house (I’m the new Council Cub Camping Committee Marketing Chair, which is a long-winded way of saying that I’m the person who’s going to do her level best to increase the number of attendees at Cub Scout summer camps). Anyway, I used the meeting as a (poor) excuse to make my favorite cake in the entire world–you know the one I mean–the one where you take a box of Devil’s Food cake mix, add a box of instant chocolate pudding, 4 eggs, a half cup of oil, a half cup of water, and a cup of sour cream. You mix it all up, and then you add an entire bag of chocolate chips. And then you bake it and then drizzle it with melted chocolate.

Bliss.

So the meeting people arrive and I get them drinks and just as I’m about to serve the cake–”I’m sorry, we’re both allergic to chocolate.” So I put the cake away and we had our meeting and I had to FORCE myself not to keep turning around to look at that cake. I could smell it and hear it and I WANTED IT.

I’ve never sat through such a long meeting. Even though it was only an hour.

And as Eric was saying our goodbyes at the door, I was already back in the kitchen, cutting a slab of that cake. And it was as good as I’d been hoping. Better, even.

Today, I’ve had to stop myself from cutting “just a little piece” of that cake all day, forcing myself to wait until after dinner. I know it’s going to taste even better than it did last night because I’ve been waiting longer for it. I might even wait until the kids go to bed to enjoy it, so I don’t have to censor myself.

On another note, I’m kind of excited that the produce market by the Morgan Hill Community Center has walnuts and almonds now for $3.99 a pound. It almost doesn’t matter if they’re any good, because toasting them and baking them in biscotti makes it a moot point (as long as they’re not bitter). I’ve been saving plastic ice cream buckets with lids so that I’ll have sturdy, secure containers to use to ship them back east. Maggie, it’s not a surprise, ok? I solemnly swear that I will send you an obscene amount of biscotti for Christmas, hopefully in puppy-proof containers.

Luke is diligently working on his Christmas list. That kid loves lists. Number one on his list is plastic army men that we can use to decorate the sand forts that we like to build on the beach. Hannah isn’t big on lists, which is fine, because unless she can start keeping her room cleaner, there won’t be any Christmas. Her room is…gross.

Time to get the homework train started. and I need to start reading the new environmental sustainability book I picked up at the bookstore today so I can spend the whole day writing tomorrow. It’s a pretty basic book, but for some reason it’s pushing the right buttons for me and I’m getting some good ideas from it.

Ta for now!